Sturgeon’s Law

Ninety per­cent of every­thing is crap.


Derived from a quote by sci­ence fic­tion author Theodore Stur­geon, who once said, “Sure, 90% of sci­ence fic­tion is crud. That’s because 90% of every­thing is crud.” Oddly, when Sturgeon’s Law is cited, the final word is almost invari­ably changed to ‘crap’.

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Tickets To The Masters

Tick­ets to the 4 day Mas­ters tour­na­ment are handed down from gen­er­a­tion to gen­er­a­tion. They have closed the wait­ing list to get on the wait­ing list. That is not say they are impos­si­ble to get. For a price nearly any­thing can be had.

My wife and I don’t golf and are not really into fol­low­ing it as fans. We used to go to one of the prac­tice rounds each year in the early 90s, because it was like $5 to get in and you just walked up to the gates on the day and in you went. It would be like liv­ing in Indi­anapo­lis and never going to the 500, so we went. The course is bet­ter look­ing in per­son than it is on TV and dur­ing prac­tice the golfers are loose and hav­ing fun, you could take pic­tures and get auto­graphs. Always think­ing how cool it would be to go to the actual tournament.

Some­where around 1995 they made a deci­sion to limit even the prac­tice round tick­ets. Can’t blame them the place was get­ting too crowded and the crowd was get­ting bois­ter­ous and the traf­fic jams out­side the gates were get­ting really trou­ble­some. The first cou­ple of years after they insti­tuted the lot­tery we got tick­ets, but since then we have been shut out. It seems like the tick­ets are going to all out-of-towners that come to Augusta and spend big bucks on hotels and meals. Of course the offi­cials claim that it is a fair lot­tery, but too many of the locals who used to go are get­ting shut out too. Urban leg­ends have cropped up of get­ting dis­tant rela­tions to apply for the prac­tice round tick­ets and then pass along to the locals so they can go.

Tonight my across the street neigh­bor called and asked if we wanted a cou­ple of tick­ets to go see the Mas­ters tomor­row. We turned him down. We have nearly all our vaca­tion for the year either taken or sched­uled. Plus it is going to be rain­ing and low 50s. If the weather was going to be sunny and 75 we might have burned one of the last two free vaca­tion days we have left free. I won­der if our neigh­bor will think of us next year or was this our one and only shot at this.

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